49 Funny Riddles

1. Walks On Its Head
What Walks On Its Head All Day Long?
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2. Of no use to one
Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, The lover's privilege, The hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith: To the married woman, hope: To the old maid, charity.
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3. Oh oh oh
What goes oh oh oh?
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4. What can be swallowed?
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
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5. Rows quickly with four oars
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
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6. Scared of 7
Why was 6 scared of 7?
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7. Go on red and stop on green
When do u go on red and stop on green?
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8. I destroy everything I touch
I fly without wing. I stand without leg. I destroy everything I touch. What am I?
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9. What kind of running?
What kind of running means walking?
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10. Butter out the window
Why did the kid throw butter out the window?
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11. Which do you light first?
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
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12. Standing behind you
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
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13. How much dirt?
How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet wide and 4 feet deep?
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14. WHAT BIRD CAN LIFT THE HEAVIES WEIGHTS?
WHAT BIRD CAN LIFT THE HEAVIES WEIGHTS?
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15. Three sons
David's father has three sons : Snap, Krackel, and _____ ?
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16. What do fish smoke to get high
What do fish smoke to get high?
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17. How do you drop an egg
How do you drop an egg five feet without it breaking?
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18. 4 suits for a dollar
How can you buy 4 suits for a dollar?
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19. Your exact weight
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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20. What makes more?
What makes more as you take them?
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21. What did the two volcanos say
What did the two volcanoes say to each other on valentine's day?
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22. How many fish are in my basket?
Ten fish I caught without an eye, and nine without a tail. Half of eight, and six missing heads, landed in my pail. Who can tell me, as I ask it, how many fish are in my basket?
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23. You can't eat
What do you serve that you can't eat?
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24. Rich river
Why is the River rich?
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25. What part of the turkey has the most feathers?
What part of the turkey has the most feathers?
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26. House with no electricity
You are in a house with no electricity. you go through the red door, then you go through the black door, then you go through the orange door, then you go through the white door, then you go through the purple door, then you go through the yellow door, then you go through the green door, then you go through the brown door, then you go through the special door. there is an alligator and an electric chair. which would you rather die?
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27. How many people are in the Mustard family?
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
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28. What clothing does a house wear.
What clothing does a house wear.
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29. A man with no eyes
A man with no eyes went out to view the skies. He came upon an apple tree with apples on it. He nor took apples nor left apples. How many apples were on the tree?
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30. Beginning, end, or middle
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
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The word 'FACETIOUSLY' contains the six vowels, A-E-I-O-U and Y, in their alphabetical order. Can you find another English word that does the same?
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Take some away
Take away my first letter and I am unchanged: Take away my second letter and I am unchanged: Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged! What am I?
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There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
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A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!' The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
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You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
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How much dirt?
How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet wide and 4 feet deep?
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If the king sits on gold who sits on silver ?
If the king sits on gold who sits on silver ?
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I have a bed but can not sleep
I have a bed but can not sleep, i have a mouth but can not speak, i have a bank but have no money ......... What am i?
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Where is the white house?
If the green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
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Hold the tail, While I fish for you.
Hold the tail, While I fish for you.
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